Percy Maelock is a liar.
“Percy likes to think of himself as the sun and of the rest of us as planets irresistibly caught in his orbit. But he’s really more like an asteroid, drifting around the universe aimlessly until something is unlucky enough to get in his way.”
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I’ve always wanted to be an adventurer. To explore the world in search of the imaginary things and where they come from. I wanted to collect stories.
I just never thought I would start chasing that dream because of five simple words: Percy Maelock is a liar.
From the epicenters of human civilization to the farthest reaches of the Wild, from jungle depths to desert wastes, and from forgotten gullies to ruinous temples, I have pursued the impossible figure you’ll meet in these stories.
Explore my adventures at your own risk. Discover stories - good, bad, and weird - travel tips, a few of my favorite recipes, and the diaries of a naive madman chasing after the impossible.
We’re going to Wit’s End and back again…
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Continents visited: 2
Countries visited: 4
U.S. States visited: 30
National Parks visited: 8
Must have packing item: A book
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